Smitherzz123: rachel jorgenson was convinced there were trolls living in the holes in the lunch room ceiling
Smitherzz123: the funny thing was she was convinced by none other than molly kirschbaum...

 

I HAD to ask for the story...

 

Smitherzz123: so were sitting in study hall and rachel was sitting at the table next to us

Smitherzz123: and she called over to me and asked eric is there realy a small man or troll guy that pops his head out of that hole and looks at us sometimes?
Smitherzz123: and looking at molly and the rest of the girls i could tell rachel was seriosuly convinced
Smitherzz123: so we tried to play along
Smitherzz123: molly actually did a decent job bull shitting rachel
Smitherzz123: which surprised me
Smitherzz123: but hey anything to make a stupid chick look even dumber

 

Mark Bresher Confirmed the story:

bresherM25: its true

bresherM25: she looks up there every once in a while to make sure they're not comin down

 

Molly Kirschbaum was the amazing convincer in this story:

 

Phillies721: i will be so proud of you if i hear this is true.. did you convince rachel jorgenson that there are trolls in the ceiling?
kiRScH 89: ohh fuckk yeah!
Phillies721: hahahaha yesssssss
Phillies721: oh my god that's incredible
kiRScH 89: shes retardeddd
Phillies721: how did you pull that off
kiRScH 89: i honestly dont even know. one day we started lookin up at the huge wholes [ouch] in the ceiling and she was like what are you looking at. and then i was like the grandma elf that lives up there. and everyone at the table went along with it and how she sometimes looks down and waves at people and wishes them a merry christmas
kiRScH 89: it was hiliarious!! [ouch]
kiRScH 89: she fell for every word of the story

 

 

So there you have it kids. We've officially found negative numbers for IQ. Props to Molly K on the fine handiwork...