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Don't think you're not next....

So this is how it started kids....

tHiSisMyPaRTy007: im embarrased to be a female....
Phillies721: why
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: after reading what anne and molly have said on ur site....im truly embarrassed for ALL the vaginas in this world.good god
Phillies721: yeahhhhhh they're straight up retarded
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: we should sacrifice them for the greater good of the XY chromosome
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: (im the XY right?)
Phillies721: you're XX im afraid
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: oh shittttt
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: no im not
Phillies721: thaaaaaaats a quote
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: NOOOOO
Phillies721: haha oh you're not an XX now?

tHiSisMyPaRTy007: wait...am i?
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: what are you?
Phillies721: XY
Phillies721: HAHAHAHA
Phillies721: wtf are YOU!?
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: you lie! boys are XX
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: girls are XY
Phillies721: haha do you wanna take this to the press?
Phillies721: you're writin your own quote page lil missy
Phillies721: hahaha
 
[THIS IS YOUR HINT TO STOP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH^^^^ you get one hint, then you're fair game.]

Phillies721: ok so wait explain it to me then
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: explain why i am XY?
Phillies721: yes
Phillies721: how does it work
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: well....soooo a mama bear...and a papa bear get together and make little bears and one of the little bears is PHIL.....who is a XX
Phillies721: im an xx?
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: wait..
 
[she thinks about it, she COULD turn back now, but....]

tHiSisMyPaRTy007: yes
Phillies721: so wait, which chromosome does the sperm have
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: um
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: Y?
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: X?
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: both
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: AHHHH
Phillies721: i can't have a Y
Phillies721: im an XX remember
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: i know
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: i have one?
 
[she's just straight up confused now...]

Phillies721: so you have the Y
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: yes
Phillies721: let's say that you and brad pitt have a girl for example, tell me who has what chromosomes and why
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: okay sooo in the event that me and brad have a girl...i will give the Y....and he will give the X
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: which will make our wittle one..XY!!!!! A GIRLLLLL!!!
Phillies721: how does the Y make it a girl
 
[chance to go back.......]

tHiSisMyPaRTy007: cause i said it does. I DONT KNOWWWWW...what am i...XX or XY
 
[haha but no, she stays the course, now it's not just what a teacher told her, it's "what she says"]

Phillies721: you're XY of course, you told me that?
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: but..okay..
Phillies721: so what does the sperm have
Phillies721: X for sure right?
Phillies721: then what does your egg have
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: one tail...and a sperm has two
Phillies721: so the sperm has both chromosomes
Phillies721: X and X in 1 sperm?
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: um...yes
Phillies721: well fuck what happens if it's a YY
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: then the baby has boobs and a pener
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: gross haha
Phillies721: yuck dude
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: very yuck
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: alright i win
Phillies721: hey so what determines whether its a boy or a girl
Phillies721: win what
 
[This is where ty pitched in and helped me out, she just found out from him she was right.... when i was doing THIS:
 
Phillies721: dude let's make this good.... do you still talk to kate?
T IvIoney08: hardly
Phillies721: convince her she's an XY
T IvIoney08: XY right
Phillies721: yeah make her think she's an XY
Phillies721: in reality, guys are XY
Phillies721: haha i hope you know that
T IvIoney08: ya.............................]

tHiSisMyPaRTy007: boy = XX
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: girl = XY
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: becuase...
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: a papa gives an X every times...and a mama either gives an X or a Y cause she carries both
Phillies721: she does, huh?
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: yes
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: she does
Phillies721: what do girls have, isn't it called like a miocene or somethin?
 
[yeah it didn't work and it ended up being pretty dumb, but Miocene is actually a name for a time period like "Jurassic or Triassic"....hey it was worth a shot.]

Phillies721: it's another word for the egg isn't it?
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: dont know that one
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: haha you see i win..im an XY
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: that argument was for all the vaginas in the world
Phillies721: hmmmm i think you did win this time
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: =-O
Phillies721: but im pretty sure it's called a miocene
Phillies721: isn't it?
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: haha k i dont know
Phillies721: well you would know, you're the expert damnit
Phillies721: how did you know that stuff
Phillies721: you're brilliant
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: im a notch above all the mollys and annes out there
Phillies721: haha i hear that
Phillies721: goddamn
Phillies721: so where did you learn this stuff
Phillies721: online, school, parents?
Phillies721: like who taught you this
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: kissner? that mans a god
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: Kate<3science
Phillies721: kissner taught you this eh?
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: yep
 
[haha well done kissner...]

Phillies721: damn he must be a smart guy, where did he go to college
Phillies721: and why is he a teacher
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: haha i dont know
Phillies721: so wait tell me more
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: alright. like what
Phillies721: does the chromosome like literally make a Y shape?
Phillies721: and an X shape?
 
[It was a long shot, but hey anything was worth it at this point.....]

Phillies721: or how do they know
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: nah it doesnt but each one has 26 chromosomes...and those individual ones carry different genes that gives you traits of girls/boys
Phillies721: each persome has 26 chromosomes?
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: 23**
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: each person has 46
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: cause half come from mom and half come from dad
Phillies721: haha ohhhh ok
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: but like...diseases come when you make only get 22 from one parent...or more than 23 or less..like Down syndrom and stuff
 
[the only correct sentence outta her mouth.]

Phillies721: ohhhhhh
Phillies721: you're in that class right now aren't you
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: biology?
Phillies721: when's your next test i bet you ace it
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: nahh
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: chem
Phillies721: ohh yeah
Phillies721: what grade did you get last year
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: in bio i got A's
Phillies721: all A's?
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: all three tris yessir
Phillies721: wow doesn't suprise me at all
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: thank you boo
Phillies721: haha can i tell you somethin real quick though?
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: yes
Phillies721: i have to end it, haha im sorry.... hate to spoil your fun butttt..

[I sent her this from an online source, haha god knows I didn't write that: The nuclei of human cells contain 22 autosomes and 2 sex chromosomes. In females, the sex chromosomes are the 2 X chromosomes. Males have one X chromosome and one Y chromosome. The presence of the Y chromosome is decisive for unleashing the developmental program that leads to a baby boy.]

tHiSisMyPaRTy007: noooo
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: no way
Phillies721: haha i knew all along
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: ty said i was right
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: and hes smart
Phillies721: i told him to say that
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: =-O
Phillies721: ill prove it
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: im going to kill you
 
[This is me sending that to her.....]

Phillies721: Phillies721: yeah make her think she's an XY
Phillies721: in reality, guys are XY
Phillies721: haha i hope you know that
T IvIoney08: ya
 
[Then this is what he said to her.... then he sent her answers to me... which i finished at the bottom with a well-done.]

T IvIoney08: T IvIoney08 (8:45:07 PM): your right your and XY
tHiSisMyPaRTy007 (8:45:26 PM): ahahh i knew it
tHiSisMyPaRTy007 (8:45:56 PM): am i really right or are you just playin with me?
T IvIoney08 (8:46:03 PM): no your right
tHiSisMyPaRTy007 (8:46:06 PM): haha k goo
Phillies721: HAHAHA well done boo

 
Phillies721 wants to directly connect.
tHiSisMyPaRTy007 is now directly connected.

Phillies721: crongratulations you got your own page!!!!!!!
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: omg phil. i knew you would do that to me
Phillies721: i love my job
Phillies721: HAHAHA i really do
Phillies721: im sorry, you did it to yourself though
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: i swear though. girls are XY!
Phillies721: it wasn't like molly where we had to convince her
Phillies721: how many other sites you want me to copy paste from to convince you
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: T IvIoney08: phils retarded
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: i know god i thought i was cause hes like how do you make a girl blah blahh
T IvIoney08: phil thinks hes so smart and sometimes you catch him being stupid
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: hahah i know
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: omg screw you both
Phillies721: hahahaha i know
Phillies721: he sent me that
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: god damnit
Phillies721: T IvIoney08: HiSisMyPaRTy007 (8:47:21 PM): i know god i thought i was cause hes like how do you make a girl blah blahh
T IvIoney08 (8:47:45 PM): phil thinks hes so smart and sometimes you catch him being stupid
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: errrr i kneew you would get me
Phillies721: HAHAHAHA it's like Punk'd man
 
*         *            *
 
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: no im not going on the stupid page
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: im smarter than anne and molly
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: shitttt
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: alright i got punked
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: im getting you sometime
 
[Now she starts asking other people...]
 
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: tHiSisMyPaRTy007: haha kim what chromosome do you have
KStoner 19: haha whaaat?
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: XX or XY?
KStoner 19: umm
KStoner 19: uhh
KStoner 19: XY?
 
[Kim stoner, you're retarded too by the way.]

tHiSisMyPaRTy007:quick..what chromosome do you have
DDale999: hi kate norris
DDale999: xy
 

tHiSisMyPaRTy007: why do boys know?
tHiSisMyPaRTy007: errr
Phillies721: haha you made my night
tHiSisMyPaRTy007 direct connection is closed.
 

AFTERTHOUGHTS:
 
kiRScH 89: woww i love how even tho i have NOTHING to do with ppl's dumb stories somehow i got brought up in them.
Phillies721: haha it was really ironic how she wanted to kill off all the "dumb people"
kiRScH 89: wait what
 
HeRSheEKisseZ919: ok phil at least I knew the difference between the XY and the XX so im not as retarted as her
 
[Yeah.... I dunno if much has changed... but don't tease the animals OK kids?]

This is turning into "Punk'd"