One sad day, a guy named phil got sucked into being Nordgaarded. The terrible experience still haunts him today. The cheapness, shrewdness, and outright stupidity still apalls him.

   Matching cookie monster shirts from the mall costed this rich little fashion queen a whopping 13 dollars. However, this little party animal needed her beauty sleep and dropped phil off at the after party but decided to hit the hay early at 11 pm.

 

 

1st recorded Case. Pending Diagnosis and multiple cases.

 

 

Before you read on, know that you've been warned. This article may contain inhumane or impossibly cheap date tactics used on another Sadies Date.

 

Case 2: Bryant Johnson

 

Bryant Johnson was a party animal, football captain...all around real hunk of lady desire. However, this played all too easily into the stereotypical Football Player-Cheerleader hookup.

 

Bryant Johnson was Nordgaarded on Saturday March 18,2006. But this is much worse than Phil Kennedy's case.

 

   Bry was bought a 'Black Colored shirt'. Plain and simply: He was jewed. I couldn't even ask for a price because it was too much to bear when brought up. But that's not all...

   Ally refused to buy herself a 'Black Colored Shirt'...because and I quote:

 

 bj908: she said she had everything at home so she din't get herself anything

 

 

 

....If you're still alive, Keep reading.

bj908: and she did even fucking eat dinner
bj908: cause she already ate

 

and to top it off, she goes home at 11:30, late by her standards.

Bryant Johnson died later that night just thinking about what happened.

 

Multiple case confirmation:

Ally is the worst date possible.